Monday, October 18, 2021

The classic Sci-Fi/Horror Novel, The Tumbleweed Dossier, Returns!

 

That's right! Just in time for spooky season, the classic aliens-abducting-vampires novel is back! I decided to re-issue after a long time out-of-print under my own name. If this is your first rodeo with this story, check out what it's all about:

It’s time for full disclosure! Due to the highly publicized nature of the events that took place in Tumbleweed, Texas, the Federal Bureau of Investigation has commissioned this report. The author has been granted full access to the Tumbleweed dossier, interviewed all surviving key individuals, and written this objective novelization of what happened. Within these pages you will discover the truth about vampires, aliens, and unidentified flying objects. 


Sunday, October 10, 2021

Autographed Monkeys for October!

 

Hey friends! There has been a bit of a demand for autographed Monkeys, so we're running a special until the end of the month. You can get an autographed paperback of Monkey: A Novel for a mere $20 (and $3.99 for shipping.) Sorry, we can only ship to the United States at this point. Once this becomes a huge bestseller, that might change, so who knows, amiright? These will ship in November so I have time to order the printing and sign these bad boys. If you're interested, here's the PayPal link:

For those not terribly interested in autographed things, there's still plenty of options to get your Monkey on. You can get the paperback from Amazon or Lulu, the hardcover edition sold exclusively from Lulu, and of course the Amazon Kindle version for the new low price of $3.99!

And for all our international friends, here are the Amazon links.

United Kingdom | Canada | Mexico | Australia | Germany | France | Spain | Holland | Japan | Brazil | India 

And for those of you who don't even know what Monkey is, check this out:

This is a story about a monkey. A talking, wish granting, chain smoking monkey. He's been doing this for a long time, but doesn't quite remember where he came from, why he's a wish granting monkey, or even why is name is Monkey. There are lots of wish granting rules he has to follow. This can be a challenge sometimes, but he doesn't let it bother him as he goes about his life at a zoo near Poughkeepsie, New York. One day, though, his home and master are attacked and life is never the same again. He has to find a new master and sets off on an insane adventure of murder, love, revenge and publishing.