Monkey - This is a story about a monkey. A talking, wish granting, chain smoking monkey. He's been doing this for a long time, but doesn't quite remember where he came from, why he's a wish granting monkey, or even why is name is Monkey. There are lots of wish granting rules he has to follow. This can be a challenge sometimes, but he doesn't let it bother him as he goes about his life at a zoo near Poughkeepsie, New York. One day, though, his home and master are attacked and life is never the same again. He has to find a new master and sets off on an insane adventure of murder, love, revenge and publishing.
The Tumbleweed Dossier - It’s time for full disclosure! Due to the highly publicized nature of
the events that took place in Tumbleweed, Texas, the Federal Bureau of
Investigation has commissioned this report. The author has been granted
full access to the Tumbleweed dossier, interviewed all surviving key
individuals, and written this objective novelization of what happened.
Within these pages you will discover the truth about vampires, aliens,
and unidentified flying objects.
Son of Santa - Santa Claus is Real. Sure, the story has changed a lot over the years,
but all the hard facts point to the undeniable truth of his existence.
People don't want to accept it, so they stop believing. But Santa still
visits those who keep believing, despite what they tell their friends at
school and fancy parties. Not everybody knows the deeper secrets of the
Santa Claus tale. You see, "Santa Claus" isn't really a single person,
it is more of a title that is passed from father to son. It has been a
Kringle family tradition for generations. Jack Kringle didn't want to be
the next Santa Claus, so he left the North Pole for New York City.
There he found success and wealth as a scheming businessman, often times
trampling on the "little guy" to get what he wanted. Suddenly, his twin
brother, Dale, appears in New York on a secret mission that may just
teach Jack the true meaning of Christmas.
Happy Valley - Hal Harper is an independent filmmaker and Penny Garland is his
beautiful, yet overbearing, über-Mormon fiancé. Max is her fat,
dimwitted brother and Josey is her loyal minion. Penny's Mom, who has a
few screws loose, is convinced Hal isn't good enough for her and will do
anything to get between them. Simon Manners is a meddling returned
missionary and Allison Lombardi is a redheaded distraction. Buddy
Kennedy is an amoral businessman, MRV is a corrupt, jack-Mormon
politician, and Scruffy is a deranged talking teddy bear with a passion
for murder and cannibalism. Only in Happy Valley can these characters
take you on a hilariously dark, yet touching journey that will teach you
more about life in Utah than you ever thought possible.
